You have over 100 pairs of nsync eyes on your dorm room walls.
You plan your weekly schedule around their TV appearances.
You begin playing their Christmas CD in October.
You attempt to learn their slick dance moves.
You have watched hour long performances entirely in slow motion.
You have 10 6-hour long video tapes filled with appearances.
You have altered photographs of the group to include yourself.
You have purchased something 'NSYNC related off of EBAY.
You have have taken pictures of a member's place of birth.
You have taken pictures of at least one set of grandparents.
You buy teenybopper magazines and are not a teenager.
You have purchased 'NSYNC stickers out of supermarket gumball machines.
Your parents know all their names.
You have driven around their childhood hometowns looking for relatives' homes.
You circle their hotel at 3 am hoping to catch a glimpse.
You take pictures of their tour buses and license plates.
You have converted normal college friends into 'NSYNC fanatics.
You look at boys on campus and make the following remarks:
1. He is wearing a Lance sweater.
2. He has hair like Justin.
3. He has a Joey goatee.
You eat French Toast every Saturday morning in honor of Lance.
You attempt to make a website.
You have incorporated "crunk" into your everyday vocabulary.
Sadly, we have done all of the above. Please, do not look down on us. It is all done out of silliness. Furthermore, it is our way to hold on to the spirit and innocense of our lost youth. This is how we make sense of the madness.
